singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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