Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
