I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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