Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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