how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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