We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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