So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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