Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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