Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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