eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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