white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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