Who wears a wallet chain?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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