What a fucking waste of an outfit
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Randomize
