he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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