I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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