question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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