quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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