He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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