A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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