First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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