sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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