Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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