I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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