So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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