make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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