Where is the hickey?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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