did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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