You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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