She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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