Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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