the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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