im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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