ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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