my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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