do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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