doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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