What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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