Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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