Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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