So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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