I don't remember. Are we still dating?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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