that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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