She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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