Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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