Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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