Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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