alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
