well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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