Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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