I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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